Boardroom · Fruit Ninja
CEO Layoff Simulator
Cut costs. Read the tags. One infra owner can crater the stock.
By the Gorgorus DeskBuild 0.3
Q1 2026 · Pre-cuts
Activist investor
Demands 5 cuts in 8 s. Multiplier ×2.
A Gorgorus arcade
CEO Layoff Simulator
Slice fast, but read the role. Some warnings are decoys.
- nameSlice — stock ticks up.
- infraOwners crash the stack.
- decoyLooks scary, often cuttable.
- ActivistHit the quota for a multiplier.
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Crash
Site is down.
You sliced critical infra. The whole stack went with it.
Stock $0 · Best $0
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